A News Emergency

Emergency Broadcast Cartoon - News Cartoon

Cartoon Caption: “This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. I repeat, this was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, I can assure you that I would already be on the first available flight out of town.”

Male Pattern Baldness Cartoon

Male Pattern Baldness Cartoon, Hair Cartoon, Bald Cartoons, Balding

Cartoon Caption: Man looking into th mirror trying to convince himself of the positive benefits of experiencing male pattern baldness – “At least I have a nicely shaped head. A lot of Chicks dig bald men! The Rogain is starting to work! I’ll look great bald! Balding men look more sophisticated. I don’t care that I’m going bald. Bald is “IN” these days.” Sub caption: “Male Pattern Nonsense”

The Smell of Spring is in the Air…

Spring Cartoon, a cartoon about spring, winter and smelly crap.
Spring Cartoon, a cartoon about spring, winter and smelly crap.

Cartoon Caption: “The snow is finally melting and the smell of spring is in the air! … Unfortunately it’s the smell of a winter’s worth of my neighbor’s dog crap unthawing.”

Time to Eat

Willpower & Dieting Cartoon
Willpower & Dieting Cartoon

Cartoon Caption: Man:”I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” – Lady: “Oh my goodness! I wish I had your willpower.”

Going on Vacation, Watch the House?

Cartoon Neighbor - Neighborhood Cartoon
Cartoon Neighbor - Neighborhood Cartoon

Cartoon Caption: “Hey Wayne… could you look after my house while I’m away on vacation? I’d hate to have something go wrong and not have anyone to blame.”