Drawings & Sketches » funny http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog Illustration Sketchblog of Brad Fitzpatrick Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:47:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Freelance Client Relationships in Real Life, Everyday Situations – Funny Video! http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1932/funny-video-client-freelance-real-life-situations/ http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1932/funny-video-client-freelance-real-life-situations/#comments Fri, 29 May 2009 19:57:04 +0000 Fitz http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1932/funny-video-client-freelance-real-life-situations/ This is great… with my stock illustration, I sometimes feel like the taco stand. I wouldn’t be surprised if some clients actually tried some of these in real life. I particularly liked the very last one where he asks the chef to show him how he did it so next time they can do it in house! That one’s a bit too close to home. Enjoy.

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]]> http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1932/funny-video-client-freelance-real-life-situations/feed/ 36 A News Emergency http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1881/news-anchor-news-emergency-broadcast-test-cartoon/ http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1881/news-anchor-news-emergency-broadcast-test-cartoon/#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:29:17 +0000 Fitz http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/?p=1881 Emergency Broadcast Cartoon - News Cartoon Click the cartoon image above to enlarge...]]> Emergency Broadcast Cartoon - News Cartoon

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Cartoon Caption: "This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. I repeat, this was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, I can assure you that I would already be on the first available flight out of town."

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Cartoon Caption: Man lookin into th mirror trying to convince himself of the positive benefits of experiencing male pattern baldness - "At least I have a nicely shaped head. A lot of Chicks dig bald men! The Rogain is starting to work! I’ll look great bald! Balding men look more sophisticated. I don’t care that I’m going bald. Bald is “IN” these days." Sub caption: "Male Pattern Nonsense"

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]]> http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1825/male-pattern-baldness-cartoon/feed/ 26 My Financial Adviser vs. My Spiritual Adviser http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1797/financial-advisers-spiritual-advisers-cartoon/ http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1797/financial-advisers-spiritual-advisers-cartoon/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:58:08 +0000 Fitz http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/?p=1797 Funny Financial Cartoon Click cartoon image above to enlarge!]]> Funny Financial Cartoon
Cartoon Caption: My financial adviser says I don’t have enough faith, and my spiritual adviser says I’m too diversified.

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BizarroBlog: Jerky.

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]]> http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1284/dont-feed-pigeons/feed/ 12 A Cartoon on Generosity http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1243/a-cartoon-on-generosity/ http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1243/a-cartoon-on-generosity/#comments Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:45:17 +0000 Fitz http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/?p=1243 The Shirt of My Back Cartoon]]> The Shirt of My Back Cartoon
Cartoon Caption: "I'm the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back... especially if it meant not having to see you without a shirt on."

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]]> http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/1243/a-cartoon-on-generosity/feed/ 8 Funny Toilet Monster Prank – Video! http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/467/bog-toilet-monster-video-prank/ http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/467/bog-toilet-monster-video-prank/#comments Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:41:38 +0000 Fitz http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/467/bog-toilet-monster-video-prank/ Have you seen the Toilet Monster yet? This is one of those videos that gets funnier every time you watch it... not that I've watched this poor kid's reaction over and over for my own amusement or anything...

I remember reacting similarly when I was a kid after being scared by my dad when I came home from trick or treating with my older sister. Just as we were entering the house, he popped out of the cellar door creepily wearing a crazy wig and arms flailing. I screamed and ran away... and just kept running. And screaming. Good times. Sorry kid, but welcome to the club.

If you'd like to get your very own Bog Toilet Monster to forever scar and traumatize your loved ones, go grab one here while there are still some left. And be sure to record video of it and post it on YouTube for millions to laugh at.

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]]> http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/467/bog-toilet-monster-video-prank/feed/ 4 Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool… http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/466/birth-in-train-bathroom/ http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/466/birth-in-train-bathroom/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:44:13 +0000 Fitz http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/466/birth-in-train-bathroom/ This has got to be the most disturbing thing I've heard all morning.

AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - A newborn baby girl survived an ignoble birth after slipping down the toilet bowl of a moving Indian train onto the tracks when a pregnant woman unexpectedly gave birth while relieving herself on Tuesday.
"My delivery was so sudden," said the Bhuri Kalbi, the mother of the infant, born two months prematurely. "I did not even realize that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet."

Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family.

"They stopped the train and ran on the tracks to find the baby," she said, speaking from her hospital bed in the western city of Ahmedabad.

Railway staff at a nearby station were alerted and soon found the newborn girl lying uninjured on pebbles by the track. She is now in intensive care because of her premature birth, doctors said.

Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.

Via Yahoo News

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]]> http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/466/birth-in-train-bathroom/feed/ 7 A Great Cartoon on Bush’s State of the Union http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/451/bush-cartoon-state-of-the-union/ http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/451/bush-cartoon-state-of-the-union/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:42:27 +0000 Fitz http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/451/bush-cartoon-state-of-the-union/ State of the Union Cartoon | George W Bush CartoonThomas Boldt (also known as Tab) of The Calgary Sun in Alberta, Canada has an excellent political cartoon on Bush's State of the Union address the other night.

It pretty much sums up what I was thinking when I listened to it. It was a great speech and all, but what country was W talking about - Sweden?

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