Have you seen the Toilet Monster yet? This is one of those videos that gets funnier every time you watch it… not that I’ve watched this poor kid’s reaction over and over for my own amusement or anything…
I remember reacting similarly when I was a kid after being scared by my dad when I came home from trick or treating with my older sister. Just as we were entering the house, he popped out of the cellar door creepily wearing a crazy wig and arms flailing. I screamed and ran away… and just kept running. And screaming. Good times. Sorry kid, but welcome to the club.
This has got to be the most disturbing thing I’ve heard all morning.
AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - A newborn baby girl survived an ignoble birth after slipping down the toilet bowl of a moving Indian train onto the tracks when a pregnant woman unexpectedly gave birth while relieving herself on Tuesday.
“My delivery was so sudden,” said the Bhuri Kalbi, the mother of the infant, born two months prematurely. “I did not even realize that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet.”
Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family.
“They stopped the train and ran on the tracks to find the baby,” she said, speaking from her hospital bed in the western city of Ahmedabad.
Railway staff at a nearby station were alerted and soon found the newborn girl lying uninjured on pebbles by the track. She is now in intensive care because of her premature birth, doctors said.
Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.
Thomas Boldt (also known as Tab) of The Calgary Sun in Alberta, Canada has an excellent political cartoon on Bush’s State of the Union address the other night.
It pretty much sums up what I was thinking when I listened to it. It was a great speech and all, but what country was W talking about - Sweden?
Every fiber of my being tells me I shouldn’t laugh at this QVC guy’s ladder accident… but I just can’t not. He took quite a crack to the head there, hopefully he won’t try to show off by skipping a ladder step ever again.
Here’s a quick compilation of the best outtakes from the day we shot Ryan’s Survivor application video last summer. Man did I laugh when I put this together. I think we should submit the out-takes next time… maybe he’ll get picked.
That’s a pretty good sized diamond, I don’t think many gals would be thinking about a background check after seeing that rock… but the credit report is probably a smart idea.
