A cartoon depicting how your government really works and thinks. No wonder everything’s broken.
Cartoon Caption: "This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. I repeat, this was only a test. If this had been a real emergency, I can assure you that I would already be on the first available flight out of town."
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Cartoon Caption: Man looking into th mirror trying to convince himself of the positive benefits of experiencing male pattern baldness - "At least I have a nicely shaped head. A lot of Chicks dig bald men! The Rogain is starting to work! I’ll look great bald! Balding men look more sophisticated. I don’t care that I’m going bald. Bald is “IN” these days." Sub caption: "Male Pattern Nonsense"
Cartoon Caption: "The most attractive quality I find in a woman? Her ability to acknowledge my existence."
Cartoon Caption: My financial adviser says I don’t have enough faith, and my spiritual adviser says I’m too diversified.
Cartoon Caption: "I don’t quite now how to say this to you, Doreen, but...Love, you, I"
Cartoon Caption: "The snow is finally melting and the smell of spring is in the air! ... Unfortunately it’s the smell of a winter’s worth of my neighbor’s dog crap unthawing."
Cartoon Caption: Man:"I haven’t eaten anything in four days." - Lady: "Oh my goodness! I wish I had your willpower."
Cartoon Caption: "Hey Wayne... could you look after my house while I’m away on vacation? I’d hate to have something go wrong and not have anyone to blame."